Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
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