would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
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This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
so when our kids ask "when did you know you loved mommy?" you're gonna say "when she sent me emoticons about slobbing on my knob?"
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
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I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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