My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I am midnight drunk by noon
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Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
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Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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