school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
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The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
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It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
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