my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
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i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
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the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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