At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
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She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
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Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
false alarm, still single
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