if i can run in heels then i can drive
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
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No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
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I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual