Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Randomize
