I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
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