Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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