Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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