Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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