I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
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The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
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I'm going to write a horror movie. It's going to be called "Fat People on a Squeaky Bed" and it's going to feature me laying in bed last night listening to my overweight roommate and her fat boyfriend tossing and turning all night
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
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