If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
Oh. Im drinking alone in a banana costume. Every time youre feeling down, i want you to think of me right now and know that your life is better than mine.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
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