Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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