He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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