i used baking grease as lip gloss
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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