The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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