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I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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