you would pick up someone in the library
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
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He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
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Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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