I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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