Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Boobs speak an international language.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
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