Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
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