It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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