I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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