He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
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