can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
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I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
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Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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