I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
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