office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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