At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
accomplished twins. life is a go
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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