I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
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