I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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