When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
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