Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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