The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
You smell like stripper and shame
honey bunches of taint.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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