Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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