No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
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I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
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Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
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