dear santa what can i do with your candy cane?
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
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