I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
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We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
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I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
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