That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
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using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
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Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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