turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
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He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
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Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
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