Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
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Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
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You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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