dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
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This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
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We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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