My hand turned me down
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
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