And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
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I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
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he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
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