Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
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i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
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If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
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