i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
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I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
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Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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