How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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