Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
You're wonderful. How are you always such a good friend?
50% genetics, 50% driven by a desire for people to drunkenly eat donuts at my funeral and then have fantastic cry-sex afterward.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
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