have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
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I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
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Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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