So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
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I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
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Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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