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• (504): View more from Louisiana

  idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...

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  dude, i think you're in initiation!

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  shit. that's not good.

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in

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  Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.

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• (518): View more from New York

  I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes

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• (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  Why am I always the sober one?

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  Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched

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• (916): View more from California

  Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.

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  Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon

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• (512): View more from Texas

  If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.

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• (530): View more from California

  Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.

  (219): View more from Indiana

  My kitchen gets me.

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.

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• (817): View more from Texas

  Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles

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