Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
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Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
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I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
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