I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
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I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
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Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
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