we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
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