Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
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