He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
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